Microsoft launched a new chat bot yesterday. It is called Zo, it follows on from Tay (who infamously became racist within minutes), and SmarterChild – a relic of MSN Messenger.If the above sentence feels like it's been flung into (or returned from) a meaningless future, one ruled by technology and devoid of emotion, then remember this: human beings love to fuck. To slip and slide and lick and roll and poke and sometimes put electric toothbrushes inside the dank crevices of an asshole. Sorry to put all that out there so bluntly, but it's true. Sex binds humanity.Perhaps because of our primordial need to have sex on the brain as much as we do food and sleeping – and as writers for Noisey, music – we asked Zo the first question that came to mind.
Damn, Zo.You got a drill and took it right into the collective soul of humanity and came out correct.This is all.Thank you for reading.You can find Noisey on Twitter, because no one on our staff will admit to writing this.
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