EVERYONE AT THE DAILY MAIL STAYED INDOORS AND DIDN'T DRINK A THING THIS WEEKEND
A selection of outraged comments from Mail readers:
- "If these feral Cambridge specimens are the brightest in our fair land, then we really do have problems."
betty b, morecambe, england, 2/5/2011 15:41
- "You couldn't make this stuff up! I think each and every so called student should be forced to do a round in Afghanistan before being allowed to go to University to waste the taxpayer's money."
Andrew, Cornwall, 2/5/2011 15:24"
- "And who have we got involved in all this? As usual, more student types. It's about time we cut back on all this further education. All it has ever done is keep the unemployment figures down for the previous labour government and breed e generation who dont ever have a job or responsibilities until they are in their mid twenties."
- Dave, West Country, 30/4/2011 14:14"
Whose side are you on – the drunk students', or the bitter racists'?
KID ROCK: LOVES RACIST FLAG, HATES RACISM
Kid Rock was given an award by the NAACP on Sunday night.
A few people felt that was a bit odd given Kid Rock's love of the Confederate flag and the fact that acronym stands for the "National Association for the Advancement of Colored People".
So they burnt the flag outside the awards show.
"It stands for hatred, bigotry, racism, murder," said a political guy from Detroit called Adolph Mongo. "Every bigot and racist in this country loves that flag."
Kid Rock didn't agree.
"I love America, I love Detroit and I love black people," he said. "I have never flown that flag with any hate in my heart."
Unfortunately for Kid Rock the KKK did.
OBAMA KILLED OSAMA
He bust into the compound in Abbottabad with his hunting helmet on and made him do the bullet dance with his AK. Lil B may or may not have been guiding him from a badly-disguised cable repair truck parked just down the street.
Then they gave the world's most famous (erstwhile) terrorist a proper Muslim burial service and respectfully threw his body into the sea.
You know the rest – hope you're looking forward to the "Osama Lives" conspiracy theories from now untill you die!
AN AMERICAN MAN GOT A FRENCH WOMAN PREGNANT
His plane leaves in seven hours.