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Stay In

You stay in every other night! Why not tonight!
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2.14.19
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First Valentine's Day Together

OK no pressure but don't fuck it
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2.14.19
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The Cheap Cute Homemade Version, I'm Not Typing The Whole Sentence Out Again

Valentine's Day... but make it cheaper
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2.14.19
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Third to Fifth Valentine's Day Together

Maybe an M&S dine-in for two, maybe not
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2.14.19
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Send A Fun Text™

You drafted it three times in Notes and let your WhatsApp group squabble over the tone and now you're ready to hit 'send'
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2.14.19
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WILDCARD

WILDCARD!!!!!!
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2.14.19
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You Are Single

Alright loser let's tough it up and get through today
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2.14.19
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Buy a Load of Cut-Price Lindt and Roses the Day After Vally Day

Treat the most important person in your life: you
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2.14.19
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Embark on a Doomed Flat-Back-on-the-Sofa Infinite Scroll

The neck-click you're gonna get after this Tinder sesh is going to be *astonishing*
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2.14.19
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Ah Two People's Boyfriends Have Turned Up Even Though You All Agreed We Wouldn't Do This and Now the Vibe Has Inexorably Changed

Yeah no I just didn't think we were doing this!
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2.14.19
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You Are In A Relationship

OK cute but whatever
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2.14.19
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Genuine Hearts-and-Cards $$$-Level Restaurant Shit

This is gonna cost ya. This is gonna cost ya.
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2.14.19
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