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Send A Fun Text™

You drafted it three times in Notes and let your WhatsApp group squabble over the tone and now you're ready to hit 'send'
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2.14.19
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Third to Fifth Valentine's Day Together

Maybe an M&S dine-in for two, maybe not
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2.14.19
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The Cheap Cute Homemade Version, I'm Not Typing The Whole Sentence Out Again

Valentine's Day... but make it cheaper
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2.14.19
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First Valentine's Day Together

OK no pressure but don't fuck it
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2.14.19
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Stay In

You stay in every other night! Why not tonight!
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2.14.19
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Anti! Valentine's Day! Party!

Woo! FuCK LOVE!
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2.14.19
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Love Is a Fake Idea

The heartbreak option, is it?
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2.14.19
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Enter Into the Wilds of February 13th Tinder

Hornier, somehow, here. More... urgent
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2.14.19
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Watch Other People Get Engaged on Instagram and Start to Prang Out About It

Wuh-oh!
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2.14.19
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Nah Mate Valentine's Day is a Scam Invented By the Card Companies to Sell More Stock

There's loads subreddits about it mate you should try spliffing up a J and reading up
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2.14.19
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Take Them For an 'Ironic' Valentine's Date Where You Actually, and Here's the True Irony, Actually Try Quite Hard

You've sort of 'owned' yourself into falling in love, here
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2.14.19
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Lol You Only Started Fucking 22 Days Ago You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On

Errrrr?????
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2.14.19
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