Helen Donahue

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The Founder of the 'Onion' Predicts Trump Will Win and Change Almost Nothing

Scott Dikkers's new book, 'Trump's America: The Complete Loser's Guide' is looking more and more like a necessity.
Helen Donahue
6.4.16
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Trump Has Officially Won the Republican Nomination

The real estate mogul has finally clinched the delegates necessary to be the GOP's nominee this year, according to the AP.
Helen Donahue
5.27.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

You Can Have Orgies Through Tinder Now, but Everyone Will Know

The app's new "Tinder Social" feature will allow you to date in groups, but it will also tell all your Facebook friends you're swiping.
Helen Donahue
4.27.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

The Mayor of London Says Obama Is a Part-Kenyan Hypocrite

It's always weird when British politicians write in tabloids, especially when they make racially-charged and apocryphal claims.
Helen Donahue
4.23.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Trump Can't Fly His Private Jet Anymore Because He Didn't Pay the £3.50 Registration

The FAA told the pilot of Trump's aircraft they won't be able to haul Donnie to any more rallies until the jet is re-registered.
Helen Donahue
4.23.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A College Student Got Kicked Off His Flight for Talking About Chicken in Arabic

Khairuldeen Makhzoomi was raving in Arabic about an awesome dinner he'd had, so some passenger reported him for making "threatening comments."
Helen Donahue
4.19.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Those Fancy Dyson Hand Dryers Spread Way More Germs Than Paper Towels

Science says it's better to just dry your hands with a boring-ass paper towel.
Helen Donahue
4.15.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Trump's Kids Can't Vote for Him in New York Because They Screwed Up

Donald Trump is hinting he may cut some allowances off after two of his offspring missed a registration deadline.
Helen Donahue
4.12.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Louisiana City Just Made It Legal for Public Workers to Drink and Drive on the Job

If you're employed by Bossier City, you can now legally drive on the job (up to a point).
Helen Donahue
4.7.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Soon You Can Cheat on Your Spouse on a Secret 'Sex Island'

The island's off the coast of England, but if you're actually so committed to sleeping around that you're jumping through all these hoops, then you probably won't mind the weather.
Helen Donahue
4.6.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Donald Trump Revealed How He'll Force Mexico to Pay for the Wall

Mexico is still going to pay for it, and it'll only take a few days to convince the country, apparently.
Helen Donahue
4.5.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Man Is Facing Life in Prison After Allegedly Stealing Candy Bars

A New Orleans man could spend life behind bars because of Louisiana's habitual-offender statute.
Helen Donahue
4.5.16
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