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Play Our Champions League Final Drinking Game!

Mo Salah dives: Buy all your friends a drink. Mo Salah dives to win a penalty: All your friends have to buy you a drink.
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6.1.19
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Petrol, Blood and Bastards: Thank God the Europa League Final Is Finally Here

After three weeks of murderous noise, Arsenal and Chelsea will play a football match tonight.
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5.29.19
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There's a Reason the UK Takes More Coke, K and MDMA Than Anywhere Else

Our nation's enduring obsession with the rave years might go some way to explaining today's Global Drug Survey results.
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5.16.19
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Suffocating Aesthetic Perfection: The Manchester City Paradox

The better the Premier League champions get, the more boring they become.
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5.14.19
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Last Night in Liverpool

In their astonishing 4-0 victory over Barcelona, Jürgen Klopp’s players produced a performance for the pantheon.
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5.8.19
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Brilliant Ajax Summoned Bullet Time to Carve Tottenham Open

But Mauricio Pochettino’s Spurs side still harbour dreams of a Champions League final.
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5.1.19
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Only Leicester's Brendan Rodgers Can Derail the Pep Express

The former Liverpool boss finally has a chance to bring the league title home to Anfield.
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4.27.19
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At Least Man City’s Tottenham Defeat Gives Them a Problem to Fix

Tuesday night saw Pep Guardiola's side lack quality and focus, but maybe the best opponent City can face now is themselves.
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4.10.19
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Why Fulham FC Are the Essence of Schadenfreude

Their Premier League relegation reminds us all that watching the rich fail terribly is one of England's favourite pastimes.
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4.9.19
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English Football's 'Coked-Up Lad Army' Are Fitting Emblems of Our Coked-Up Tribal Nation

No one will admit it, but the Premier League and cocaine go brilliantly with each other.
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4.1.19
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England's Football Team Should Just Start Signing More Players from Ireland, Scotland and Wales

Declan Rice is set to make his international debut for England, ten days after being named Ireland's Young Player of the Year. Who's to say Southgate can't pinch more players from other nations?
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3.22.19
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Theo Walcott and the English Football Fan’s Perception of Time

Now that he’s 30, it's finally time to say RIP to the former wonderboy's untapped potential, to allow it to find its own quiet peace.
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3.19.19
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