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The Premier League's Swamp Monster Army Is Refusing to Die

A love letter to the Medieval throwbacks still tearing it up in the Barclays.
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9.6.19
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Alexis Sanchez Left for Dead in the Premier League's Race for Certainty

Just three games in, we already know exactly what will happen this season.
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8.31.19
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Play Our Champions League Final Drinking Game!

Mo Salah dives: Buy all your friends a drink. Mo Salah dives to win a penalty: All your friends have to buy you a drink.
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6.1.19
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Petrol, Blood and Bastards: Thank God the Europa League Final Is Finally Here

After three weeks of murderous noise, Arsenal and Chelsea will play a football match tonight.
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5.29.19
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There's a Reason the UK Takes More Coke, K and MDMA Than Anywhere Else

Our nation's enduring obsession with the rave years might go some way to explaining today's Global Drug Survey results.
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5.16.19
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Suffocating Aesthetic Perfection: The Manchester City Paradox

The better the Premier League champions get, the more boring they become.
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5.14.19
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Last Night in Liverpool

In their astonishing 4-0 victory over Barcelona, Jürgen Klopp’s players produced a performance for the pantheon.
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5.8.19
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Brilliant Ajax Summoned Bullet Time to Carve Tottenham Open

But Mauricio Pochettino’s Spurs side still harbour dreams of a Champions League final.
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5.1.19
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Only Leicester's Brendan Rodgers Can Derail the Pep Express

The former Liverpool boss finally has a chance to bring the league title home to Anfield.
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4.27.19
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At Least Man City’s Tottenham Defeat Gives Them a Problem to Fix

Tuesday night saw Pep Guardiola's side lack quality and focus, but maybe the best opponent City can face now is themselves.
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4.10.19
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Why Fulham FC Are the Essence of Schadenfreude

Their Premier League relegation reminds us all that watching the rich fail terribly is one of England's favourite pastimes.
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4.9.19
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English Football's 'Coked-Up Lad Army' Are Fitting Emblems of Our Coked-Up Tribal Nation

No one will admit it, but the Premier League and cocaine go brilliantly with each other.
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4.1.19
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