Ian Burke

fish

This Fishmonger Is Making Invasive Species Easier to Eat

“One of my main goals when I started this company five years ago was to serve sustainable and ecologically friendly options."
Ian Burke
1.18.19
Munchies

How to Appropriately Make Out in Bars, According to Bartenders

"I’ve seen a lot of things. More than just kissing, honestly."
Ian Burke
11.12.18
Restaurant Confessionals

How to Treat Your Bartender Friends, According to Your Bartender Friends

“Please don’t put my full name in this—I’m about to tell you how much alcohol I give away.”
Ian Burke
9.5.18
Munchies

Live Worms Slither Out of Half-Eaten Fish Dish, Restaurant Somehow Mad at Customer

A Jersey Shore restaurant is upset with a diner for putting them on blast.
Ian Burke
8.1.18
Booze

Gin Lovers Blow More Money on Drunken Online Shopping, Study Says

Whiskey drinkers tend to be a little more disciplined, surprisingly.
Ian Burke
8.1.18
Munchies

Arizona Man Stole Ambulance to Buy Sandwich, Says It Was Too Hot to Walk

To be fair, it was very hot.
Ian Burke
7.31.18
Pizza

Pizza Hut Hopes to Capitalise on Internet's Sudden Interest in Bigfoot Porn

Spoiler alert: It’s awkward.
Ian Burke
7.31.18
meat

Pro-Meat Group Trolls WeWork With Solutions for Their 'Meat-Denied' Employees

Their solutions include pastrami pocket protectors and “Hot Dog Hidden in a Banana Peel.”
Ian Burke
7.24.18
chips

This Tortilla Chip Factory Has a Small Spontaneous Combustion Problem

An Austin-based chip facility’s new waste disposal system is flamin’ hot garbage.
Ian Burke
7.24.18
crime

Police Called to Break Up Vicious Dispute Over Stolen Meatballs

You don’t mess with a person’s spherical meat.
Ian Burke
7.20.18
Festivals

‘50 Shades of Charcoal’ Is the Food Festival We Definitely Didn’t Ask For

Who doesn’t love a good “house-made charcoal sangria?”
Ian Burke
7.18.18
Munchies

More Than a Third of the Fish Killed for Food Gets Thrown Away

At the current rate of overfishing, the entire continent of Africa might have to import its fish in the future.
Ian Burke
7.10.18
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