Every Decision You’ll Come to Regret During Freshers Week
No, you don't need to drop a week's rent on a wristband for FUN events that mostly involve wearing identical, branded T-shirts.
The A to Z of Softbois
From the one who makes you watch Wes Anderson on his floor mattress, to the sixth former you babysat who can now roll his own cigarettes.
The Eight Checkpoints of a Student Night Out in 2019
We've been called less hedonistic than previous generations, but we still enjoy the process of making ourselves too hungover to go to any lectures.
The Ups and Downs of Any Coach Journey
I say "ups" – I mostly mean downs.
What Your Choice of Trousers Says About You
You may think your trousers mean nothing, but you're wrong. You're very, very wrong.
Here’s Every Single Item You’re Going to Buy On Depop This Winter
The app is arguably the best way to spend £45 on someone's dad's old jumper.
Here’s Every Outfit You’re Going to See This Fresher’s Week
Vintage manboy, Depop girl, and that trance DJ whose room you end up in at 3AM, wishing desperately for home.