Jim Goad

The Food Issue

Eat Vegemite?

Within 24 hours of landing in Australia, I heard the word “multicultural” more times than I’d cumulatively heard it in my entire life. This is hilarious to me, since nineteen out of twenty o’ you melanoma-cases-in-waiting are of bone-white Euro...
Jim Goad
3.1.06
The Music Issue

Dead Musicians

It is typical of music fans' immaturity and blind self-absorption that they mourn the deaths of their idols.
Jim Goad
12.1.05
The Sex Issue

Hot Muslim Twat

Pornography exists everywhere.
Jim Goad
12.1.05
The Drugs Issue

Methturbation Blues

Few things in the world are less classy than smoking crystal meth.
Jim Goad
12.1.05
The Rainy Day Issue

Hey Kids... It's Time For Some Dumb Myths And Smart Facts About Slavery!

Slavery exists in so many ways, children. Open your eyes before they shackle your asses.
Jim Goad
12.1.05
The Kill Your Parents Issue

All Your Heroes Are Dying

He was many things... a First Amendment warrior, a womanizer, a hipster and a junkie... but the one thing a comedian is supposed to be funny and he wasn't.
Jim Goad
12.1.05
The Horror Issue

Shout At The Jersey Devil

Every place has its creepy legends and ghost stories-it's just that New Jersey has more of them than anywhere else. There are actual destinations in Jersey called Mount Misery and Ghost Lake and Shades of Death Road. Jersey is reputedly home to the...
Jim Goad
12.1.05
The Worst Issue Ever

Goodbye Lower East Side, Hello Hills of West Virginny!

For weeks, the hottest ticket on the Lower East Side has been a très private, VIP-only invitation to a lavish "White Trash Party."
Jim Goad
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Skinheads Against White People

Blood pours from my nose as I stand on a downtown Portland street corner, arguing with antiracist skinheads about grammar.
Jim Goad
12.1.04