the worst things of all time
Coming To Terms With The Shit Music I Listened To When I Was A Teenager
“Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore” sings a nasally American, who must have gotten his lyrical inspiration from screenshots of hot girls MSN screen names in 2005.
Down it, fresher!
Have a Shitty Freshers Week!
Your journey isn’t going to begin at a clothes swap with a bunch of other muggy cunts, or the London branch of a godawful nightclub.
Apparently You Need to Sign a "Love Contract" Before You Can Bang a Celebrity
Sources say Miley Cyrus forces men to interview with her assistant. So we decided to imagine what other contractual obligations you'll have to go through to fuck other famous people.
"An Aimless Yelp Of Devotion, Pain and Desire" - The Dance Track That Makes Me Cry
Heartbreakers is a new THUMP series exploring dancefloor tearjerkers. First up, "In Love With You" by French house duo The Paradise.
Electric Zoo's Now Trending Anti-Molly Ad Is Getting It Totally Wrong
Unfortunately with hilarious consequences.
A Guide To West London for Beyoncé and Jay Z
The Buzzfeed generation’s answer to Zeus and Hera are moving to SW3.
Popstars That Need To Be Erased From Public Consciousness
Y'know the ones, musicians that just won't go away like a bad smell...or herpes.
My Favourite Movie Soundtrack: 'Dumb And Dumber'
Amongst the unending silliness of the Farrelly brothers' first film came some road trip anthems that could warm the coldest of hearts.
Taking Selfies In Clubs Is The Worst, And It Needs To Stop
No one cares about your awful night out, you narcissists.
Have a Shitty Weekend
Here are some events to get you started.
We Know Exactly What Kanye West's "Bound 2" Video Is About
Joe Bish explains the most bizarre Kanye video yet.
How Kanye West SHOULD Have Proposed
Kanye West hired a whole baseball stadium to get on one knee...BORING! Here's how he should have proposed to Kim.
Sam Wolfson & Jo Fuertes-Knight