Joe Bishop

the worst things of all time

Coming To Terms With The Shit Music I Listened To When I Was A Teenager

“Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore” sings a nasally American, who must have gotten his lyrical inspiration from screenshots of hot girls MSN screen names in 2005.
Joe Bishop
1.13.15
Down it, fresher!

Have a Shitty Freshers Week!

Your journey isn’t going to begin at a clothes swap with a bunch of other muggy cunts, or the London branch of a godawful nightclub.
Joe Bishop
9.19.14
Features

Apparently You Need to Sign a "Love Contract" Before You Can Bang a Celebrity

Sources say Miley Cyrus forces men to interview with her assistant. So we decided to imagine what other contractual obligations you'll have to go through to fuck other famous people.
Joe Bishop
8.13.14
Words

"An Aimless Yelp Of Devotion, Pain and Desire" - The Dance Track That Makes Me Cry

Heartbreakers is a new THUMP series exploring dancefloor tearjerkers. First up, "In Love With You" by French house duo The Paradise.
Joe Bishop
8.11.14
Words

Electric Zoo's Now Trending Anti-Molly Ad Is Getting It Totally Wrong

Unfortunately with hilarious consequences.
Joe Bishop
8.6.14
Features

A Guide To West London for Beyoncé and Jay Z

The Buzzfeed generation’s answer to Zeus and Hera are moving to SW3.
Joe Bishop
4.25.14
Features

Popstars That Need To Be Erased From Public Consciousness

Y'know the ones, musicians that just won't go away like a bad smell...or herpes.
Joe Bishop
3.12.14
Features

My Favourite Movie Soundtrack: 'Dumb And Dumber'

Amongst the unending silliness of the Farrelly brothers' first film came some road trip anthems that could warm the coldest of hearts.
Joe Bishop
3.6.14
Words

Taking Selfies In Clubs Is The Worst, And It Needs To Stop

No one cares about your awful night out, you narcissists.
Joe Bishop
1.9.14
Stuff

Have a Shitty Weekend

Here are some events to get you started.
Joe Bishop
12.7.13
Features

We Know Exactly What Kanye West's "Bound 2" Video Is About

Joe Bish explains the most bizarre Kanye video yet.
Joe Bishop
11.19.13
YEEZY UPDATE

How Kanye West SHOULD Have Proposed

Kanye West hired a whole baseball stadium to get on one knee...BORING! Here's how he should have proposed to Kim.
Joe Bishop
Sam Wolfson & Jo Fuertes-Knight
10.22.13
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