Smugglers Have Found a Gross New Way to Get Coke Into the UK
This week, UK border guards found £20 million of coke hidden in a shipment of frozen ham.
Sargon of Akkad – the YouTuber Who Made Rape Jokes About an MP – Got Milkshaked
The MEP "Milkshaking" meme continues.
Tommy Robinson Being Milkshaked Is Becoming the Best Politics Meme of 2019
One of the milkshake chuckers said the drink "slipped" out of his hand.
Stop Getting So Excited About That Article 50 Petition
The government doesn't care about your opinion! At all!
Find Out If Your Top Sexual Fantasy Is Unique or Just Boring
A new survey shows that way more people than you'd think are very horny for traffic wardens.
One of Supreme's New Accessories Is Perfect for Injured Hypebeasts
There's no brick this season, but there is a load of stuff you'll find on Grailed for thousands of pounds once the summer's over.
What to Bring to Your First Protest
Remember to bring placards, plenty of water and a medieval siege weapon.
A Judge Said He Won't Jail the 'Stansted 15' Activists
Protesters gathered as anti-deportation protesters were sentenced today.
A Tory Campaign Promoted Our Article Calling Tory Policy 'Disastrous'
A lesson in selective quoting.
I Did a Load of Cocaine Completely Sober, for Science
You only ever do it when you're drunk, for a good reason – it is not an enjoyable drug without an alcohol buffer.
The 'Lord' Allegedly Behind the NYE Sex Party Where a Bouncer Was Killed
It has been reported that the playboy fraudster Eddie Davenport organised the Mayfair event, but his lawyers deny any involvement.
Science Proves What Women Want Out of an MMF Threesome
They did a study on it! So now we know!