UK Government Scientist Broke Own Lockdown Rules to See Married Lover
Professor Neil Ferguson has resigned from his position on the government's Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies.
Urgent: You Have 9 Hours to Buy These Joe Exotic Rolling Papers
At the time of writing, there are five eBay watchers to do battle with.
PSA: Cocaine Does NOT Cure Coronavirus
Just so you know.
I Wore a FitBit On the Sesh to Study the Effects On My Body
Over four separate nights, I took ecstasy, ketamine, valium and cocaine, and monitored my heart rate, sleep, steps and number of calories burned.
The First Confirmed Coronavirus Patient in London Took an Uber to Hospital
She broke almost every piece of guidance aimed at preventing the virus from spreading, reports the 'Guardian'.
Smugglers Have Found a Gross New Way to Get Coke Into the UK
This week, UK border guards found £20 million of coke hidden in a shipment of frozen ham.
Sargon of Akkad – the YouTuber Who Made Rape Jokes About an MP – Got Milkshaked
The MEP "Milkshaking" meme continues.
Tommy Robinson Being Milkshaked Is Becoming the Best Politics Meme of 2019
One of the milkshake chuckers said the drink "slipped" out of his hand.
Find Out If Your Top Sexual Fantasy Is Unique or Just Boring
A new survey shows that way more people than you'd think are very horny for traffic wardens.
One of Supreme's New Accessories Is Perfect for Injured Hypebeasts
There's no brick this season, but there is a load of stuff you'll find on Grailed for thousands of pounds once the summer's over.
What to Bring to Your First Protest
Remember to bring placards, plenty of water and a medieval siege weapon.
A Judge Said He Won't Jail the 'Stansted 15' Activists
Protesters gathered as anti-deportation protesters were sentenced today.