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Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Take of the Week: Universal Basic Income Didn't Work in 27BC, So It Won't Work Now!

Another reasoned and informed opinion from our political class in a time of criss.
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2 days ago
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Take of the Week: Concerned About Coronavirus? Get A Life!

To be fair to Tory MP Pauline Latham, this is perhaps the most transparent government response to the outbreak so far – even if it was an accident.
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3.20.20
Coronavirus

Worst Hot Take of the Week: Keep Calm and Don't Let Nan Go On A Cruise

Boris Johnson set out the UK government’s plans to “minimise” the impact of coronavirus, which is basically: keep washing your hands.
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3.13.20
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Take of the Week: Young People Are Too Selfish To Prevent Coronavirus

It's "Covid-19" vs. "Generation Me" for ‘The Intercontinental Aggressive and Incurable Sicknesses of the Modern Age' Title. Let's have it!
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3.6.20
Worst Hot Take of the Week

The Twitter Tea Drama Brought Out Some Real Twee Bullshit

Let us return to the halcyon days, when we only interacted with brands to scold them for their "shit service", or to call them "robbing cunts".​
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2.28.20
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Take of the Week: Storm Dennis Flooded Your Home? Have £500!

Boris Johnson will generously cover your first four nights at a local Travelodge – breakfast not included.
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2.21.20
Worst Hot Take of the Week

'Make the Poor Sleep in Bins', Says Millionaire Entrepreneur

This week in late-capitalist brain worms, former Brexit Party candidate Peter Dawe demonstrated his thrifty new "invention" to help the homeless.
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2.7.20
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Opinion of the Week: Homelessness Isn't the Tories' Fault, It's Yours!

Coming in piping hot from... a Tory MP, of course!
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1.31.20
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Opinion of the Week: As a White Man, I'm Great at Spotting Racism!

Two rich white men given centre-stage to lecture people of colour on how they should feel about prejudice? Sure!
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1.17.20

Worst Take of the Week: Labour Politicians Are Too Working Class to Govern

Can't let those pesky proles anywhere near the levers of power – much better to leave it to ex-bankers instead!
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12.6.19

Worst Opinion of the Week: Boris Could Piss On My Mum's Home Any Day

Let us examine the base and wanton longing for a supreme Tory overlord to piss through your own mother’s letterbox.
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11.29.19

Worst Opinion of the Week: A 'Tough' Wife Would Keep Prince Andrew in Check

Ah yes, palling around with a billionaire paedophile – an everyday blunder any of us might make!
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11.22.19
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