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Worst Hot Take of the Week

Tommy Robinson: Convicted of Journalism and the Worst Hot Take About His Situation

Michael Fabricant suggesting that the Tory party needs a little "madness and pizazz" to get through Brexit was a deranged take to out-do, and yet...
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7.12.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

ICYMI, Ann Widdecombe Doesn't Understand Either Slavery or Empire

This week, as we pit two of the worst takes against each other, neither Widdecombe nor Jonathan Pie care about context or… meaning.
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7.5.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

An Ex-Royal Butler Thinks He’s an Expert on Scottish Independence

Two of the week's worst takes duke it out: who'll win between a Unionist, and Morrissey saying he supports a nationalist movement?
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6.28.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Grabbing a Peaceful Protester By the Neck Is Quite Bad, Actually

It's been an Olympic gold medal week for Tory MPs competing in the field of "mental gymnastics".
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6.21.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

The Queen 'Shades' Trump Vs Corbyn Betrays the Working Classes by Speaking at the Anti-Trump Rally

A big week for big takes.
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6.7.19
PUB NOTES

What's Gone On This Week: Jeremy Corbyn Wants to Give Brexit Back to the Public

The only thing I can imagine being a bigger recruitment tool for the far-right than another referendum is if Corbyn tested the Queen's chin with a left-right combo outside The Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.
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5.31.19
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What's Gone On This Week: My Milkshake Brings All the Yobs to the Shop

And they're like, "I'm going to throw this over a fascist."
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5.24.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Welsh Independence Edition

With Brexit fuelling discontent in Wales, Wheatus – confirmed Sons of Glyndwr – offer their support for independence while Nigel Farage fails to win over Merthyr.
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5.17.19
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What's Gone On This Week: The Hatching of Another Royal Baby

In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
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5.10.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Nature's Revenge

Humans are railing so much gear it's affecting shrimp in rural Suffolk, but Pete Doherty has been hospitalised by a hedgehog so it all evens out.
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5.3.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Bank Holiday Chaos Edition

From billionaires of the world uniting to restore Notre Dame to Jayne Secker's car-crash interview about renting, it's been a big week for brazen wealth inequality.
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4.19.19
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What's Gone On This Week: Black Hole Energy

Scientists take the first photo of a black hole, while Assange gets nicked and a government website inadvertently sends people looking for information about bees to a list of escort services.
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4.12.19
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