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Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Hot Take of the Week: A BBC Reporter Doxxing the Father of a Sick Child

Boris Johnson was caught in a lie. The sensible response? Call out the man who exposed the lie as the opposition, then direct all of your Twitter followers at him.
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a day ago
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Calm Down, James Martin – a Fireman Mascot Doesn't Have a Queer Agenda

The worst take of the week: James Martin, celebrity chef, protesting a fire service mascot change by pivoting to 'otter'.
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9.13.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Hot Take of the Week: 'Mugabe' Is the Same as Boris Johnson Trying to 'Take Back Control'

In a week of tropical takes, it was between this and tabloid journalists door stopping Jeremy Corbyn with a size 20 blouse.
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9.6.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Hot Take of the Week: The Queen Actually Letting Boris Suspend Parliament

"Mummy, can you suspend democracy for me? I want to go hard Brexit!"
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8.30.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Hot Take of the Week: 'Your Dumb Tweets Got Boris into Number 10'

As Theresa May exits, Boris Johnson enters. Which terrible take on our outgoing and incoming PM will win?
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7.26.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Worst Hot Take of the Week: A Billionaire On Marx vs. 'Corbyn Must Resign to Prove He's Not Racist'

Two fire takes this week.
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7.19.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Tommy Robinson: Convicted of Journalism and the Worst Hot Take About His Situation

Michael Fabricant suggesting that the Tory party needs a little "madness and pizazz" to get through Brexit was a deranged take to out-do, and yet...
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7.12.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

ICYMI, Ann Widdecombe Doesn't Understand Either Slavery or Empire

This week, as we pit two of the worst takes against each other, neither Widdecombe nor Jonathan Pie care about context or… meaning.
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7.5.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

An Ex-Royal Butler Thinks He’s an Expert on Scottish Independence

Two of the week's worst takes duke it out: who'll win between a Unionist, and Morrissey saying he supports a nationalist movement?
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6.28.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

Grabbing a Peaceful Protester By the Neck Is Quite Bad, Actually

It's been an Olympic gold medal week for Tory MPs competing in the field of "mental gymnastics".
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6.21.19
Worst Hot Take of the Week

The Queen 'Shades' Trump Vs Corbyn Betrays the Working Classes by Speaking at the Anti-Trump Rally

A big week for big takes.
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6.7.19
PUB NOTES

What's Gone On This Week: Jeremy Corbyn Wants to Give Brexit Back to the Public

The only thing I can imagine being a bigger recruitment tool for the far-right than another referendum is if Corbyn tested the Queen's chin with a left-right combo outside The Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.
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5.31.19
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