Niloufar Haidari

Features

Introducing: The Newly-Converted Extinction Rebellion Lad

He wears vegan Doc Martens, loves a protest sign and berates bar staff for using plastic straws. And he's coming to an XR protest near you!
Niloufar Haidari
2 days ago
Music

A Big Day Out at a 'UKG Brunch' Boat Party

I mixed 'n' blended down the River Thames at 11AM on a Saturday, surrounded by people shitfaced on prosecco.
Niloufar Haidari
8.19.19
Weed

A Lazy Person’s Guide to the CBD Products Actually Worth Trying

I went to Europe’s biggest CBD expo to test a bunch of samples (and try to push past their placebo effect).
Niloufar Haidari
7.24.19
death

People in Their Twenties Are Already Planning Their Funerals

According to a recent survey, millennials are more prepared than any other age group for our inevitable return to the earth.
Niloufar Haidari
6.13.19
the internet

The Online Lives of British Muslims

We spoke to Hussein Kesvani about his new book, 'Follow Me, Akhi: The Online World of British Muslims'.
Niloufar Haidari
5.30.19
the internet

I Was in a Viral Fake News Meme About VICE

Which was funny, until a load of supposedly internet-literate people started believing it was real.
Niloufar Haidari
5.21.19
Homelessness

How to Treat the Homeless, According to the Homeless

With homelessness continuing to surge, and the government further dehumanising rough sleepers, here are some things to bear in mind.
Niloufar Haidari
5.3.19
Nightlife

I Went On a Shoreditch Pub Crawl to Discover 'the Edgy Side of East London'

The organisers promised to take me "off the beaten track to the up-and-coming hipster side of London".
Niloufar Haidari
4.8.19
Memes

Memes That Perfectly Skewer Dickhead Skater Boys

We spoke to the anonymous woman behind @tinyhat_skatelife.
Niloufar Haidari
4.8.19
Save Yourselves

If You Jog in a City, Here's Why It's Vital to Choose the Right Route

Pollution isn't quite so bad that it completely cancels the benefits of a run, but you're not helping yourself by jogging on a main road.
Niloufar Haidari
3.19.19
class

16 More Stories of Posh Kids Pretending to Not Be Posh

"One of my friends from uni used to say they were a miner because his family owned a mine."
Niloufar Haidari
2.6.19
class

21 Stories of Posh Kids Pretending to Not Be Posh

"She self-defines as working class because her aunt didn't go to university."
Niloufar Haidari
1.29.19
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