Can You Do CrossFit Without Being a Dick?
I went to a CrossFit competition to find out.
Here's Why People Actually 'Like' Your Posts on Facebook
With the exception of your mom, few people "like" your status because they actually like it. Hell, sometimes people "like" your posts expressly because they hate them.
The Perils of Jerking Off in the Dial-Up Era
Just hearing the dial-Up tone used to give me an erection.
Voss Water Is Bullshit
If you hold a bottle to your ear, you can hear their marketing team laughing at you.
The Five Times I’ve (Literally) Shit My Pants
When shit hits the pants.
I Went to a Retreat for Young British Nudists
After a youth of accidental, drunken nudism, I decided to see what the movement was actually all about and headed to a Young British Naturist's retreat at the Clover Spa & Hotel.