Two Canadian Cities Have Banned Mermaids (and Mermen) from Public Pools
We spoke to professional mermaid Marielle Chartier-Henault about the cities of Edmonton and Surrey prohibiting people from wearing tails in pools.
I Took Two Tinder Dates to a Swingers Club
The club, about the size of a backyard swimming pool, was packed wall-to-wall with 60-year-olds twitching awkwardly to obnoxious techno music. It smelled like department store perfume and old clothes.
I Failed Out of Mermaid School
Turns out that splashing around in a giant spandex tail is a lot harder than it sounds.
I Went to Montreal’s New Cat Café on Shrooms
Tripping balls in Canada's first cat café at nine in the morning.
Magnus Carlsen, World Chess Champion, Is Kind of a Dick
Like we all are sometimes.
Intensive Short-Term Dynamic Psychotherapy Makes Patients Want to Murder Their Therapists
Can making patients want to kill their therapists really help them?