Syrup Davies

The Horror Issue

Games

RESIDENT EVIL 4When did video games start to get good again? All year I’ve been pissing away my life playing shit like Gran Tursimo 89, Gloria Hunniford’s Happy Shopper 5 and
Syrup Davies
12.1.05
The Kill Your Parents Issue

Games

Who the fuck is Sid Meier and how did he have the balls to put his name in the title?
Syrup Davies
12.1.05
The Animals Issue

Games

Fantasy games depress me.
Syrup Davies
12.1.05
The Jobs Issue

Games

Apart from Megatron, the evil Decepticons were so much better than the mummy's boy Autobots.
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Games

The new Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is pretty good but all the hateful extra features are totally superfluous to the action.
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
The Obsessions Issue

Games

Despite the excellent Manhunt being a game where you play a muscled guy in a vest who gropes other muscled guys in vests in alleyways, nobody has actually pointed out that the whole "stealth" genre may be a training tool/masturbation aid for in...
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
Tech

Games

Can anybody really put their hand on their heart and say they've watched ANY spaghetti western more than twice in their whole lives?
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
The Design Issue 2004

Games

Fuck PC-quality graphics and the “taste and smell” extension.
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
The Party Issue

Games

I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
The Mistakes Issue

Games

Computer games are just games, after all.
Syrup Davies
12.1.03
The Heroes Issue

Games

Let's make a snuff film with Rockstar.
Syrup Davies
12.1.03
The Down & Out Issue

Games

Almost as boring as playing golf.
Syrup Davies
12.1.03