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VICELAND UK Census

How Young People Feel About Going Out, Housing and Mental Health

You love house parties above all else, and fucking hate estate agents.
Hannah Ewens
9.23.16
The Noisey Questionnaire of Life

The Noisey Questionnaire Of Life: Tim Westwood

"You can't take away from Dizzee for his contribution, but he makes such wack music now"
Noisey Staff
9.23.16
Premieres

JKAY Enlists UK Garage Treasure Shola Ama on Debut Track "Danger"

This is what could be described as a bonafide radio banger.
Noisey Staff
9.23.16
veganism

This ‘Fat Gay Vegan’ Took Me on a Meat-Free Food Crawl

I joined Sean O’Callaghan, the man behind the popular Fat Gay Vegan blog, for a tour of London’s best vegan food spots. “If you live vegan, it is not a joyless existence where you’re never gonna have fun,” he says. “You can eat hamburgers.”
Tamara Micner
9.23.16
Apple

​Apple Deleting the iPhone’s Audio Jack Is Good News for Marketing Companies

Bluetooth tracking beacons will become a lot more effective once everyone ditches their headphone jack.
Janus Rose
9.23.16
Noisey News

Two Forces of Nature, Cakes Da Killa and Peaches, Link Up on "Up Out My Face"

You're gonna need oven gloves for this one.
Noisey Staff
9.23.16
we saw this

Live Gallery: King Loser - Auckland

Seminal Flying Nun band King Loser took to the Kings Arms' stage for what was widely touted as their last show.
Noisey Staff
9.23.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Killjoy Hackney Pub Has Banned West Ham Fans from Wearing the Club's Colours and 'Chanting'

Their scarves and shirts are not welcome at this wankfest trendy boozer.
Carlton Férment
9.23.16
News

A UKIP MP Doesn't Understand Tides, So We Asked People If Politicians Need to Know Basic Shit

Douglas Carswell MP disputed that tides are primarily caused by the moon.
Morgan Harries
9.23.16
Photo

Photos the Brazilian Police Could Not Delete

At a recent demonstration in São Paulo, Vinicius Gomes' camera was run over by a police car. Luckily, another photographer was able to recover the pieces and found that the memory card miraculously still worked.
Vinicius Gomes, Words by Felipe Larozza
9.23.16
Sports

You Can Scan Your Face Into 'NBA 2K17' With Your Phone

The game's "create a player" mode is far more robust now thanks the facial scanning technology.
Kevin Wong
9.23.16
Freshers Week

The THUMP Freshers' Guide to Oxford

From dreaming spires to grubby clubs, this is the best that Oxford has to offer.
Francis Blagburn
9.23.16
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