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soccer

Canada Fails to Earn World Cup Berth Amid Match-Fixing Scandal

El Salvador players claimed they were bribed with financial incentives ahead of a loss to Canada in Group A of CONCACAF qualifying to ensure Honduras advanced.
Oren Weisfeld
9.7.16
Features

Burning Man's Missed Connections Are a Hellscape of Snail People, Pineapple Throwers, and Sex Machines

From sex toy-slinging gynecologists to a fateful dance beside the toilet—these desert dwellers won't give up their search for love in the real world.
David Garber
9.7.16
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The Noisey Guide to the New Headphone Jack-Free iPhone 7

Apple's new iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack. What does this mean for consumers?
Noisey Staff
Noisey Redactie
9.7.16
Recipe

Macerated Tomato Salad

Lightly macerating the tomatoes releases some of their juices, helping in creating a simple dressing.
Magnus Reid
9.7.16
Drake

Hotline Bling Ring: Someone Jacked $3 Million Worth of Jewellery From Drake’s Tour Van

Drake's van got hotline blinged.
Noisey Staff
9.7.16
RimWorld

How the Abstraction of 'RimWorld' Highlights Real-Life Medical and Moral Dilemmas

How much is that kidney in the window?
Rich Stanton
9.7.16
PlayStation Vita

An Overdue Apology to the Outgoing PlayStation Vita

I never loved you like I should, until it was too late.
Mike Diver
9.7.16
argentina

Juanpi's Goal for Venezuela Was Bonkers (Kind of Like Earning a Draw Against Argentina)

Ray Hudson lost his mind, and for good reason.
Leander Schaerlaeckens
9.7.16
Sex

That Terrifying New Eggplant-Flavored Condom Was a Hoax

Whatever your own opinions on the subject may be, it’s just a simple truth that eggplants are the frothing sexpot of the produce world.
Alex Swerdloff
9.7.16
Sports

Keeping Score: The Woman Tracking Rape in College Football When No One Else Will

Since 2013, investigative journalist Jessica Luther has documented rape cases in college football. She spoke to us about her new book, which tackles football's prominent rape culture and what the sport needs to do to end it.
Leila Ettachfini
9.7.16
Photo

Photos of the Brand New Orthodox Megacathedral Funded By the Romanian Government

Last weekend, church leaders had a party to celebrate – and ask for more money.
Flaviu Terza, text by: Gabriel Sandu
9.7.16
civility

"No, it is Not Possible": Arsene Wenger Politely Tells Mourinho to Hit the Fucking Bricks

There is no love lost between Wenger and Mourinho, but at least they're civil.
Patrick Sauer
9.7.16
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