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Things I've Learned from Joining a Gym in My Twenties

It's basically a chrome hellhole where you want to fuck everyone all the time.
Hussein Kesvani
8.29.16
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South Korean LLWS Catcher Has Some Set of Stones

South Korea catcher Jungseo Cho framed a pitch for about ten minutes in yesterday's Little League World Series. (He didn't get the call.)
Sean Newell
8.29.16
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These Cannabis Cupcakes Are the Best Reason to Turn on the Oven

You don't need the Platinum Blueberry-based cannabutter to make these chocolate-frosted cupcakes taste amazing—but if you do use it, you'll be on that endless summer tip all week.
Munchies Staff
8.29.16
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Winston Hightower’s Home Recorded Tapes Sound Lo-Fi But He’s Hi-Fi In Everything Else

The enthusiastic and prolific young Columbus songwriter is your non-standard Ohioan.
Noisey Staff
8.29.16
Health

These Contact Lenses Deliver Drugs Right to Your Eyeball

Lens lined with eye medications could replace pesky drop treatments.
Becky Ferreira
8.29.16
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Here Is Bon Iver's Yeezified Electronic Post-Folk Crusher "33 "GOD""

These song titles aren't getting any less obtuse so you might as well just take in the beautiful sounds.
Phil Witmer
8.29.16
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Hear an Infectious Six-Song EP from toyGuitar

'Move Like a Ghost' is the follow-up to the debut album from members of Dead to Me, One Man Army, and Swingin’ Utters.
Noisey Staff
8.29.16
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The Heatwave Talked Us Through the 10 Most Insane Jamaican Basslines Ever

Two of the UK's most loved dancehall DJs get us ready for the weekend with a batch of the heaviest basslines you'll hear at Carnival.
THUMP Staff
8.29.16
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Tens of Thousands of Infowars Accounts Hacked

The dump contains details on just over 50,000 customers of the site.
Joseph Cox
8.29.16
Fashion

Two Performance Artists Share Their Creative Philosophies

Comedian Camille Harris and dancer Lulu Soni share advice on heading off creative fatigue.
The Creators Project
8.29.16
Food

The Arrival of Artificially Intelligent Beer

The world’s first beer brewed with the help of machine intelligence is now on sale.
Alasdair Allan
8.29.16
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Elbows Echoing Through Eternity: Reviewing Manchester City vs. West Ham

In the first of this week’s Premier League Reviews, we look at how Sergio Aguero’s stray elbow could change the course of the season, and history itself.
Will Magee
8.29.16
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