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Aliens Infestation

If You Only Play One ‘Aliens’ Game Today, Make It ‘Infestation’

James Cameron's movie is 30 years old. Celebrate its awesomeness by playing the best Aliens game out there.
Mike Diver
7.29.16
Leslie's Diary Comics

'Father's Day,' Today's Comic by Leslie Stein

Leslie's dad never wanted her to become an artist.
Leslie Stein
7.29.16
cheating

This Guy Is the Lance Armstrong of Pigeon Racing

"I was tempted and fell."
Sarah Emerson
7.29.16
Flint Water Crisis

Six state employees charged in alleged Flint lead-water coverup

Michigan's attorney general announced several felony charges on Friday in connection with the Flint water crisis, marking the latest twist in the state's criminal probe.
Kayla Ruble
7.29.16
Music

Gay Country Superstar Patrick Haggerty Is Still 'Cryin' Those Cocksucking Tears'

Patrick Haggerty unwittingly released the first gay country album in America with 'Lavender Country' in 1973. Life's been a strange trip ever since.
Matt Baume
7.29.16
festivals 2016

Live Music Is so Rad! Scenes of Lollapalooza 2016, Day One

The festival's 25th year in Chicago's Grant Park stretches out over four days, with day one kicking off with sets from Kehlani, Danny Brown, Towkio, The 1975, Lana Del Rey, and more.
Noisey Staff
7.29.16
NHL

Down Goes Brown's Grab Bag: Chris Chelios' Malibu Mob, and the 'Habs Habs Baby' Parody Song

The Malibu Mob is a tightly knit group of celebrity friends from Hollywood and pro sports, and Chris Chelios is their leader.
Sean McIndoe
7.29.16
olympics

Boogie Cousins, Harrison Barnes, Ribery, and Xabi Alonso Combine on a Keepie Uppie Alley Oop

Xabi's not too shabby. But Ribery? Stick with the feet.
Liam Daniel Pierce
7.29.16
Dronkemansvoer

Big Boobs, Bad Sandwiches, and Drunken Chaos Inside a Dutch Food Truck

I worked the 7 AM shift serving sandwiches at a food truck at The Ghent music festival, where I witnessed many things I hope to never see again in my life.
Stefanie Staelens
7.29.16
Holy Shit

We Think You're Cute So Listen to D.R.A.M.'s "Cute"

It's the heart eyes emoji in song form.
Andrea Domanick
7.29.16
Sports

Bizarro Trade Deadline: Four Deals That Should (But Probably Won't) Happen

Baseball fans keep hearing about Chris Sale, Andrew Miller, and Jonathan Lucroy being potentially on the move. But MLB teams can—and should—be more creative than that.
R.J. Anderson
7.29.16
mlb

Jose Fernandez Moonbeams a Pitch in Possible Assassination Attempt on Marlins Man

Jose Fernandez now owns Miami like Tony Montana. You are not his little friend, Marlins Man.
Patrick Sauer
7.29.16
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