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Robin van Persie's Header Against Spain Was a Thing of Beauty

Robin van Persie's head should be registered as a lethal weapon.
Chris Collision
6.13.14
Words

Crate Expectations: Nightmares on Wax

Electronic music wouldn't be what it is today if it wasn't for George Evelyn. Dive into the mind of the famed producer before the release of his anticipated compilation.
Nightmares on Wax
6.13.14
Features

Insult to Injury: Week Ending 6/13

Here's what the Noisey editors were listening to this week while watching or actively avoiding the World Cup.
Noisey Staff
6.13.14
engaging uniform factoids

Today In Social Sports Stupidity

This one's a true eye-opener for those that are uniform obsessed.
Tim Ryan
6.13.14
fifa

Maybe FIFA Didn’t Tell US to Prepare to Host the 2022 World Cup, But it Might Still Happen

A rumor emerged that FIFA asked the US to get ready to host the 2022 World Cup, if Qatar's controversial hosting is stripped from them.
Alice Speri
6.13.14
we are not men

Your Dad Is Disappointed

Fathers see things tattooed deep within, all that is wrong with you. And they see the good, too, things that are subtle, because they are always searching, always trying to find out why you are the way you are.
John Saward
6.13.14
Power

The US Postal Service Sucks at Tracking Suspicious Mail

A new Inspector General's Office audit suggests the USPS routinely mishandles "mail covers," the service's primary tool for monitoring the data on the outside of mail that's been flagged for investigation.
Brian Anderson
6.13.14
about last night

Brazil-Croatia and Heat-Spurs Were Great Fun No Matter What You Say

Those false dichotomies? No thanks.
Chris Collision
6.13.14
middle east

Shiite Cleric Urges Iraqis to Fight Against ISIS

The call comes as Iraqi army helicopters launch attack in Tikrit against the Sunni militant group sweeping across parts of the country.
John Beck
6.13.14
Features

"Madison Avenue Harlot" - A Lana Del Rey Song Title Generator

There's nothing lamer than hating Lana. That being said, check this out.
Ezra Marcus
6.13.14
women in sports

Sexual Abuse in Women's Sports, Part III: Former Swimmer Katie Kelly on USA Swimming

Rob Trucks interviews swimmer Katie Kelly about Andy King, her swimming coach who pressured her into kissing a male teammate and later went to prison for sexual abuse.
Rob Trucks
6.13.14
Words

Artwork Runs Through His Favorite Techno Heaters

The Magnetic Man honcho really knows his stuff people. Listen up.
Artwork
6.13.14
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