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Premieres

Download a New Mix from Alice Glass of Crystal Castles
Prepare yourself for a turn-up of monumental proportions.
Noisey Staff
5.8.14
draft

Chatting With NFL Draftees Right Before They Get Paid
Sean John invited me to attend its NFL draft party. While I was there, I asked NFL draftees like Calvin Pryor, C. J. Mosley, and Taylor Lewan what they think about gays, concussions, and Donald Sterling.
Mike Abu
5.8.14
crime & drugs

San Francisco Now Has an Unofficial Crack Pipe Distribution Program
The crack pipe program doesn’t enjoy much government support at the moment in the famously accepting city.
Max Cherney
5.8.14
Features

How to Survive Being the Only Dude in a Band
More tampon talk, less farting.
J Bennett
5.8.14
Music

Turning The World's Hardest Piano Piece Into Generative Visual Madness
Featuring two-channel HD projection, artists Quayola & Sinigaglia's visuals are the perfect match for Ravel's complex piano compositions.
Abdullah Saeed
5.8.14
Features

Here's What You Should do if You're Annoyed That Metallica is Playing Glastonbury
Glastonbury isn't just about one band.
Ryan Bassil
5.8.14
Culture

Doing Lines of Powdered Alcohol Is 'Impractical': Palcohol Inventor
Getting face-meltingly drunk the old-fashioned, liquid-to-mouth way isn't what I'd call difficult.
Derek Mead
5.8.14
Interviews

This Guy is a Legally Recognized Cyborg That Can Hear Colors
Neil Harbisson wanted to be able to understand color, so he drilled a hole into his head.
Dan Wilkinson
5.8.14
Indian Food

Stop Calling Grocery Stores 'Ethnic'
I grew up in Jackson Heights, a diverse neighborhood with a variety of ethnicities, but I don’t get the word “ethnic” in terms of grocery stores. This is my column dedicated to exploring those air quote shops around the US.
Ashok Kondabolu
5.8.14
police

London Police Are Recording Their Patrols with Body Cameras
It's the biggest pilot of the tech, and yes, they could use them at protests.
Victoria Turk
5.8.14
Noisey Blog

Cocobeurre Experiences Big Wild Times
Listen to a song from this experimental electronic duo from Montreal and picture yourself in an enchanted forest.
Noisey Canada Staff
5.8.14
Breaking News

Now That She Has Kanye West's Child, Kim Kardashian Is Aware that Racism Exists
And she wrote an essay about it. Cool, we guess?
Noisey Staff
5.8.14
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