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Music

Music Is Ruining Your Meal
The biggest killjoy of eating a delicious meal is being forced to listen to smooth jazz, but scientists have discovered that sound actually plays a large role in how we perceive taste, texture, and our overall dining experience.
Jonathan Hirsch
4.27.14
WEEDIQUETTE

I Hate Smoking with Lightweights
The first time I smoked weed with a newbie, he got too high and I thought he was going to die.
T. Kid
4.27.14
Ukraine

Pro-Russia Separatists Detain Ukrainian Security Service Agents
This weekend’s incidents come as the leaders of G7 nations prepare to impose more sanctions on Russia.
Leezel Tanglao
4.27.14
Art

Moving Font 'Kinecdysis' Gives Writing Wiggle Room
Sougwen Chung channels her elaborate illustrations into an animated typeface.
Ella Riley-Adams
4.27.14
Premieres

Barbie Does a Lot of Drugs and Has a Lot of Sex in this Unofficial Video for B.O.B.'s "John Doe"
B.O.B.: The perfect soundtrack for Barbies fucking.
Noisey Staff
4.27.14
LGBT+

Meet the First Transgender Person to Play in a World Cup Qualifier
We spoke to Jaiyah Saelua, a transgender who helped the previously terrible American Samoa team win its first-ever international victory.
Joe Lamport
4.27.14
Pen Pals

RIP Bert Burykill, Longtime VICE Prison Correspondent
A look back at his life and work.
Harry Cheadle
4.27.14
Comics!

Insta Clams
Clams don't have dicks, drink alcohol, or smoke weed, but they do discover that their girlfriends cheated on them through Instagram.
Killer Acid
4.27.14
Space

There's a Frosty Brown Dwarf a Mere Seven Light Years from Earth
Let's all welcome the new kid on the solar block.
Becky Ferreira
4.27.14
Motherboard Blog

PSA: Most American Ranchers Aren't Racist Pieces of Shit
Clive Bundy is just a Fox News-generated exception.
Michael Byrne
4.27.14
Money

Is the DOJ Forcing Banks to Terminate the Accounts of Porn Stars?
It’s allegedly a targeted effort to shut down as many as 30 separate industries by making it impossible for them to access banking services.
Mary Emily O'Hara
4.27.14
El Salvador

El Salvador Is Imprisoning Women Who Miscarry
At least 129 women in El Salvador have been incarcerated between 2000 and 2011 after having miscarriages.
Eric Lemus
4.27.14
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