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The Tidbits Issue

Seven Inches, Hardcore

1. Against The Wall, Identify Me (Nemesis Records, 1989)2. Assuck, Necro Salvation (Rigid Records, 1989): All those bands in Tampa thought they were on some "real music" shit and looked at Assuck as something funny
Trevor Silmser
12.1.05
The Kill Your Parents Issue

Look Behind You

Boomers are so proud of Watergate, they've been crowing about it for 30 years.
Michael Scroccaro
12.1.05
The Tidbits Issue

These Are Polaroids Of Funny Signs

"I've been collecting Polaroids of funny signs since I was 13 years old. The past few years have really helped my collection because I've been touring with my band Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, and Europe is filled with weird words. Here're some of...
Jim Krewson
12.1.05
The Horror Issue

No Tricks, No Treats

We said it over five years ago: all of Three 6 Mafia's records sound like a black License to Ill. Similar 808 beats, same themes: freaky intercourse, substance abuse, and debauched partying. In a southern context, DJ Paul and Juicy J's...
Whoadie Allen
12.1.05
The Kill Your Parents Issue

Mum's The Word

When you start a band, the most important people you have to convince are your parents.
Jaimie Hodgson
12.1.05
The Rainy Day Issue

I'm Busted

In the pen there ain't a whole hell of a lot to do.
Seth Ferranti
12.1.05
The Tidbits Issue

Tidbits

THE TOTO CHLOE BIDET SEAT"I bought Adam Carolla one of these because he kept saying wiping his ass was 'like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet.' He swears by it."
VICE Staff
12.1.05
The Rainy Day Issue

Show Us A Funny Face And Tell Us About Your Loneliest Moment

When my sister died. Running out of crack at a peep show. When I moved in by myself.
VICE Staff
12.1.05
The Animals Issue

Games

Fantasy games depress me.
Syrup Davies
12.1.05
The Immersionism Issue

Electric Independence

This column is called Electric Independence because by and large it's all about electronic music, most of which is released on small and not-so-small independent labels. If you're into the stuff that's written about here then you probably like to think...
Piers Martin
12.1.05
The Immersionism Issue

Eat Shit

There's this wacky guy, Baby Blonde (he's a Kiss fan btw), and he says he has tasted the four building blocks of nasty, Piss, Shit, Jizz, and Puke. He claims they really aren't as disgusting as you might think. I got inspired by his stupidity, and...
Patrick Crotty
12.1.05
The Horror Issue

Gross Jar

Ever since our bacchanalian yarf-off back in August, we've been sort of quietly avoiding the Gross Jar. Everyone's high spirits that day filled us with a speedlike sense of ambition and we swore to really get back into the project, but then we couldn't...
VICE Staff
12.1.05
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