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The Jobs Issue

Pretty In Pink

I dj and perform with DAMN, am a music consultant, produce, remix, and edit material for fashion wankers and corporate winkies alike and I co promote the Bang Gang with my good friends.
Pink Lady
12.1.04
News

Itallion Stallion

Anybody who knows me can tell you that I'm a tit man. Tits, tits, tits, I love tits. All kinds of tits.
Scary Perry
12.1.04
News

Can't Stop

"If it weren't for us Aspies, all you NTs would still be in caves." Aspies are people with Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder that allows its victims to concentrate on one thing, exclusively, forever and ever, hence important technological...
Bobby Richards
12.1.04
The Obsessions Issue

Muscle Mania

Bodybuilding isn't about health or fitness. Bodybuilding is about what you look like, not your well-being or happiness. It's really hard on your kidneys from all the protein you have to eat.
Jeff Simmermon
12.1.04
The Jobs Issue

Frenching The Disabled

My job until recently consisted of washing, feeding, and caring for various teenagers with physical and mental disabilities.
Kenny Taylor
12.1.04
Music

Marmalade Swirls

Back in the early 1990s, when grunge was fading away and boy bands were cramming into the golden elevator, recent college graduate Pat Gubler helped start a band called Tower Recordings.
Max Andre
12.1.04
News

Hollaaaaa!

Yo, don't know if y'all niggas heard 'bout this but this white dude in Florida recently wrote this fucked-up fuckin' review of a hip-hop show, talkin' bout, talkin' bout, talkin' bout how fucked-up the show was and shit. Nigga didn't write it like a...
The Dawgmeister
12.1.04
News

The Human Ashtray

In 1955, when my uncle Larry was in the EIGHTH grade, he saw Rebel Without a Cause. From there on out, he was totally obsessed.
Kelly Kuvo
12.1.04
News

Bored of War

All we know about Israel is that we don't know nothing. Sure, Ariel Sharon is a fucking maniac and his new gigantic-fence idea is totally insane, but everyone knows that.
Jan Peoples
12.1.04
The Hugs & Kisses Issue

An Ode to the Fat Friend

"To be honest, Kassandra doesn't give a shit about sports or if you know Vincent Gallo," says the fat friend discreetly.
Michael Canes
12.1.04
Vice Blog

Dear Diary

Just got back from Fugazi. Saw Cliff. Saw John. Saw Tyler. Talked to Bobby a lot. Saw Antonio. Antonio… his name just rolls off my tongue like Italian ices in 90-degree heat.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
The Jobs Issue

Dear Diary

I don't even want to try to write for the "Open Your Eyes and See" essay contest. I know I won't win so why should I even fucking bother?
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
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