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The Hate Issue

ClichÉs Are Hateful Lies

I like clichés to say in jokes, but I hate people who think they are instructive. Those people are stupid. I set out to prove it by following the clichés to the letter. Watch this...DON'T LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG!
Amie Barrodale
12.1.04
The DOs & DON'Ts Issue

How to Not Care

There's an ultra-cool alternate universe where nobody is a cheesedick and tough-as-fuck dudes get together to do stuff like "break things" and "rule."
Ryan Duffy
12.1.04
The Design Issue 2004

Assblaster

You know when you have those shits where there's so much bile and drugs and booze in your system from the night before that your entire anus starts to fall out?
Clinty Blackmore
12.1.04
The Travel Issue

Yellow Fever

Extreme music from China.
Dickson Dee
12.1.04
The Jobs Issue

Electric Independence

Attention, all uber-minimal techno geeks: take a deep breath and brace yourself for the bad news: the revenge of the nerds is over.
Raf + Vince
12.1.04
Music

Electric Independence

My friend Greg is getting married and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Raf + Vince
12.1.04
Fashion

Vice Fashion - The Hugs 'n' Kisses Issue

I smuggled my Hello Kitty in a bear costume with me. It is the only thing that knows me.
Tim Barber
12.1.04
The Design Issue 2004

Gross Jar

Due to overwhelming amounts of reader mail requesting its return, we are pleased to bring you Gross Jar 2.0.
VICE Staff
12.1.04
The Education Issue

Hippy Fascists

Michael Moore can be irritating at times. Bowling for Columbine was an inaccurate turd of a film.
Chubby Hess
12.1.04
The Education Issue

Total Eclipse of the Heart

This is the kind of heavy where your intestines rub against each other from the bass and you alternate between ecstasy and doomed grief every couple of seconds.
James Fluck
12.1.04
The Design Issue 2004

Mandela's Hellhole

I am an all-right-looking, white South African girl that's been living in London for the last six months.
Aldene Small
12.1.04
Music

Underground Lovers

My Disco make little electroclash glam boys wilt like a penis on shitty coke.
Thomas McFarlane
12.1.04
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