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How To Be A Proper Student

I embarked on my journey of self-discovery and higher education during the glory days of undergraduate study also known as the late 1990s and early 2000s. My experiences of university straddled a few major breakthroughs in technology and communications...
Rhys Coren
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How To Not Do Drugs Like A Complete Moron

Don’t do coke. Why not? This drug lasts three minutes, during which you will urgently have to shit, and the comedown lasts 24 hours. Coke is also bad for your heart, in a way that (glorious) amphetamine is not. I could explain exactly why cocaine...
Bruno Bayley
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Bless Beats & Faction G

Foot Locker and adidas are exclusively releasing the new adidas Bounce. Available in Foot Locker's nationwide, these will give you an unfair advantage in the chase for style.
VICE Staff
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Tidbits

SANTA CRUZ TOTE BAG Everyone has been carting stuff around in these canvas tote bag things for ages now. The ones with things like “Hackney Council Recycling” on all get flogged on eBay to people who have never even been to London so that...
VICE Staff
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Tidbits

LEGAL HIGHS Legal highs are for people who are either too scared to do real, illegal ones, or for people who have been up for so long that they will do anything to avoid the crushing arrival of sobriety. These things are stuffed with so...
VICE Staff
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Music

Clint Conley (mission Of Burma)

Playing bass and writing half of the songs for Mission of Burma, Clint Conley is one of the select few in the early-80s who indirectly created your record collection. Clint wrote a little ditty called "That’s When I Reach For My Revolver." There will...
VICE Staff
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Music

Mac Mccaughan (merge Records, Superchunk, Portastic)

When Mac McCaughan unconsciously combined the Buzzcocks, Hüsker Dü, and early Dinosaur Jr. to create Superchunk in the late 80s, then formed the Merge label to release a few 7-inches by friends' bands and his own, he probably wasn't thinking
VICE Staff
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Rat Salad

The winter of discontent is on its way. The banks are fucked, the world is ending, you have an essay to write and no money for food. Boo-hoo and so on, but have you ever thought about the nutritional nuggets that are scurrying about under your filthy...
Lewis Wright, Bruno Bayley
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Music

Paul F. Tompkins

The somewhat recently minted host of VH-1's Best Week Ever!, Paul F. Tompkins has lived, breathed, and studied stand-up comedy like it was a lifelong doctorate degree ten times over. Therefore, he's the funniest stand-up comedian alive. I just...
VICE Staff
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Tidbits

WORN UNDERWEAR Believe it or not, there is a huge market for soiled underwear. Who knows what kind of people are fuelling the demand for poop-stained panties, but who cares as long as top prices are being paid for knickers worn during heavy
VICE Staff
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I’m A Cliché

Doing a degree in photography is a gigantic, expensive, pointless scam. There is no camera on Earth that takes more than a day to learn how to use. You will spend three years learning how to “read” photos while unqualified, failed...
Jaime Lee Curtis Taete, Sam Voulters
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Fashion

Reinvent Yourself

If your look is so nerdy that you don’t even really exist outside high school movies, it’s just a matter of time before someone popular offers to She’s All That you. Unfortunately, you’ll eventually realise that you...
Daniel Benson, Sam Voulters
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