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First Valentine's Day Together
OK no pressure but don't fuck it
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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You Are In A Relationship
OK cute but whatever
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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Stay In
You stay in every other night! Why not tonight!
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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In the giddy Delirium of a Wetherspoons Curry Club/Valentine's Mash-Up, You Manage to Fully Pull
The smell of reheated naan and pheromones
2.14.19
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Ah Two People's Boyfriends Have Turned Up Even Though You All Agreed We Wouldn't Do This and Now the Vibe Has Inexorably Changed
Yeah no I just didn't think we were doing this!
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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Anti! Valentine's Day! Party!
Woo! FuCK LOVE!
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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Embark on a Doomed Flat-Back-on-the-Sofa Infinite Scroll
The neck-click you're gonna get after this Tinder sesh is going to be *astonishing*
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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Arrange a Doomed Last-Minute Date
Ah, this won't be good
2.14.19
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Enter Into the Wilds of February 13th Tinder
Hornier, somehow, here. More... urgent
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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You Are Single
Alright loser let's tough it up and get through today
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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Nah Mate Valentine's Day is a Scam Invented By the Card Companies to Sell More Stock
There's loads subreddits about it mate you should try spliffing up a J and reading up
Adventure Boi
2.14.19
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Valentine's Day Edition!
A fun + flirty game that is sadly almost impossible to win
Joel Golby
2.14.19
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