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Someone You've Been DMing A Lot on Instagram Without Ever Really Making the Leap to Swapping Numbers with Messages you to Say 'Haha Where U Goin?' and You Tell Them, and it's Really Close to the Place They're Going, and Suddenly You Feel a Weird Electric

Exciting!
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1.11.19
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Hang Around on Facebook Messenger For an Hour-and-a-Half Until Someone Notices Your Green 'Online' Bead and Invites You Out

Pathetic but mostly practical
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1.11.19
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Go Back to Bed

I can't believe you've done this
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1.11.19
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You Are Still in Bed Despite it Being 4PM

How? How????
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1.11.19
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One Glass of Prosecco

&c.
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1.11.19
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One Plate of French Toast and Then Immediately Bring Me a Plate of Cakes

Frenchy boi!
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1.11.19
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You Are at Prosecco Brunch

This is your best impression of being civilised
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1.11.19
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Brave the Party

I just want to say I am proud of you for taking this option
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1.11.19
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Try to Maintain the Stamina to Someone's House Party, Which is a Much More Mellow 'Wine Vibe' Than You, Stinking of Beer So Drastically That it's Possible to Get Drunk Off Just Inhaling You, Were Really Expecting

Ah, oh. Ah. No you've fucked this—
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1.11.19
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Come On, Buddy, Uber Home, Yeah?

Your driver is 1 minute away
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1.11.19
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LAGER LAGER LAGER SHOT LAGER SHOT LOSE TRACK OF LAGERS BUT THERE’S TWO LAGERS IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU’RE QUITE DAZED AND DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE SCORE IS, SHOT TO PERK YOU UP, LAGER LAGER SHOT

LAGER SHOT LAGER LAGER SHOT
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1.11.19
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Become the First Person in History to Watch Football in a Pub, Have Exactly One Drink, Then Go Home Sober

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1.11.19
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