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TURKEY

Turkey's ailing currency is no match for Trump's tweets

“We will pay nothing for the release of an innocent man, but we are cutting back on Turkey!”
Tim Hume
8.17.18
Angus Take House

Worst Take of the Week: Millennials Killed Mayonnaise vs The Return of Bob Katter

The Australian politician who has very strong feelings about crocodiles is back.
Angus Harrison
8.17.18
Recipe

Peach Shrub Recipe

Shrubs are a super sexy versatile beverage that have been around for hundreds of years.
Max Stampa-Brown
8.17.18
fuck thats delicious

Watch Action Bronson Fish At Coney Island Using Nathan's Hot Dogs as Bait

The 'F*ck, That's Delicious' crew's winter fishing trip was wildly successful.
Sarah Bellman
8.17.18
What's Freaking Me Out

These Common Meds Could Make You More Likely to Get Sunburned

I kept wondering what had changed to cause me to burn so badly.
Glynis Ratcliffe
8.17.18
representation

Don't Get the Outrage Over Jack Whitehall 'Playing Gay'? Listen to These Queer Actors

Queer actors told us how they feel about Jack Whitehall reportedly being cast to play a queer role in Disney's upcoming 'Jungle Cruise' film.
Michael Segalov
8.17.18
teledildonics

The 20-Year Patent on Teledildonics Has Expired

The 1998 patent on "interactive virtual control of sexual aids" has expired, but that doesn't mean we should have a sex toy free-for-all.
Samantha Cole
8.17.18
Drugs

Drugs Are Bad

This dealer thinks cutting his stuff with horse tranquilliser is for your own good.
Anonymous
8.17.18
New music

Young Thug Drops 'Slime Language,' a New "Compilation Project"

Lil Baby, Lil Uzi Vert, Gunna, and Jacquees all appear on Thugger's follow-up to April's 'Hear No Evil' EP.
Alex Robert Ross
8.17.18
Noisey News

Smash Mouth and Smashing Pumpkins Have 'Shrek'-Related Beef Now

According to Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins were offered the final scene of the ogre romance before Smash Mouth. Now, San Jose's chillest dudes are miffed.
Alex Robert Ross
8.17.18
military parade

Trump’s big, expensive military parade just got shelved

The military and the White House have “agreed to explore opportunities in 2019.”
Tim Hume
8.17.18
Facebook

Vietnam's government just jailed an activist for 20 years based on his Facebook posts

“Criminalizing peaceful activism and the use of Facebook is a violation of human rights and civil liberties."
David Gilbert
8.17.18
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