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Watch the Black Madonna Punch a Cop in a New 'GTA Online' Trailer

There's an expansion to the game somehow involving nightclubs coming on July 24. To quote the police-puncher herself, "Let's get to the disco!"
Colin Joyce
7.19.18
Charlottesville

Homeland Security chief Kirstjen Nielsen blames both sides for violence in Charlottesville

“It’s not that one side is right and one side is wrong,” she said.
Tess Owen
7.19.18
VICE News Tonight on HBO

EPA's deregulation of coal could poison the cleanest drinking water in the U.S.

Memphis has some of the cleanest drinking water in the country.
Sharif Paget
7.19.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Government to Burning Man Ravers: Please Poop in Bags Now

The Bureau of Land Management has suggested Burners use more "pee bottles" and "poop bags" this year.
River Donaghey
7.19.18
Mummies

Authorities Opened That Black Sarcophagus and Found Three Mummies Stewing in Sewage

"The sarcophagus has been opened, but we have not been hit by a curse.”
Becky Ferreira
7.19.18
Noisey News

Oh Shit, the Rihanna Dancehall Album Seems Real

A Rolling Stone report says the singer is working to finish a record that will pay tribute to her "Caribbean roots." Also Skrillex is working on it.
Colin Joyce
7.19.18
WTF

Call Your Nonna: Church Says 'Miracle' Virgin Mary Statue Is Weeping Olive Oil

Ready your spaghetti for some divine EVOO!
Jelisa Castrodale
7.19.18
VICELAND

Rick Ross Thinks Polo Is Kinda Like Hip-Hop

Rick Ross joins 2 Chainz to get a taste of that "horse life."
Sarah Bellman
7.19.18
Reviews

'Captain Toad' Is Basically Upside-Down Mario, and That's Why It's Great

'Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker' is a gem of smart, delightful puzzle design.
Danielle Riendeau
7.19.18
Policing

“Stop fingering me, bro”: Black man sues D.C. cop for invasive search

The officer was carrying out a stop-and-frisk search.
Tess Owen
7.19.18
Silicon Valley

Trump’s face is the first Google image search result for “idiot”

And the second, third, and fourth.
Rachel Janfaza
7.19.18
You Make Me Wanna

'The Mask of Zorro' Ignited My Fetish for Sword-Fighting Jerks with Six Packs

Growing up, the mixed messaging I'd received about female desire caused me to fantasise about being ravaged by toga-wearing brutes with questionable sexual ethics.
Annie Lord
7.19.18
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