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If you're worried about this happening to you, heed these words of advice from Kanye's Hollywood-pushing wife, Kim Kardashian: "You just have to make sure that your parental controls are all set. I think you just have to be responsible, and don't have your credit card linked to where your kid can just spend if they want to, or ask permission."Imagine asking your dad if it's okay to spend five grand on your Ultimate Team. Imagine your dad laughing so hard he spills his hot tea into his lap, but doesn't feel a thing. He's laughing at a level where his nerve endings have retreated into his body, to gather around the diaphragm and get up close to that sweet cackling action. His jaw should be hurting like hell, but it's just flapping like an open wound in a healthy breeze. He's late for work now, so off he goes, to the car, a fantastic stain right across his crotch. There's steam and everything. He's still howling. The neighbours are looking. You've ruined your dad.Read more gaming articles on VICE here, and follow us on Twitter at @VICEGamingRelated, on VICE Sports: Can the FBI Help Save Brazilian Soccer?