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This gem of an e-petition was rejected because, apparently, "It's not clear what the petition is asking the UK Government or Parliament to do." Read it again, civil servants of parliament.uk: it's exceptionally clear and well reasoned. "We are already aware that these Muslims have Sleeper Cells here in Britain," the petition says. "We demand to be rearmed for protection."There are complexities and nuances within the UK gun debate, yes—but, essentially, the whole thing can be boiled down to: anyone smart enough to be trusted with a gun doesn't want one, and anyone who wants a gun should absolutely not be allowed to have it and should probably be fast-tracked to jail.You cannot help but imagine the gestative moment of this e-petition, after six beers and an extended session on various pro-UKIP Facebook groups, some dude in a vest with strong loud opinions about cyclists paying road tax sitting down and deciding that he and the rest of his mates are best equipped to deal with "these Muslims," and more specifically deal with them with guns. It's not clear from the petition where exactly the gun:Muslim situation would go from there, but you assume there'd be a touch of clumsy attempted mass slaughter and quite a few arrests.On NOISEY: Craig David and Big Narstie Team Up Because They're the Only Hope We Have Right Now