52-year-old sex worker Rafaela showed me around the stuffy cafés, dark corners and special characters of the Kurfürstenstraße.
I learned that "the eighth dynamic is the urge towards existence as infinity" and also a lot of stuff about banjos.
One day at this incredibly fake Amazon was enough to make me question the value of reality.
The generation's desire to better the world is only rivalled by their need to fight the establishment – even when the establishment doesn't seem too concerned about fighting back.
We followed the same guy around the festival with a camera for 24 hours to document his search for hedonistic enlightenment. Here's what happened...
I spent a day and night surrounded by alcoholic slushies, go-go dancers, and old people sitting in front of video slot machines.
I went to Melbourne's first ever 24-hour ramen bar to find out.
Making the underground run all night could end up making you work more, rather than party harder.
But then, is this the "real" Batman that I'm playing as? Rocksteady's Arkham climax is a character study of twisted excellence.
This twenty-four hour odyssey is clubbing as a vocation.
Your weekend is about to become a weird amorphous mess in which time stops taking any meaning whatsoever.