I Got Cocaine Blown up My Ass So You Don't Have To
The walls of your rectum are super-absorbant, but there are other practical concerns.
I Asked the Discoverer of a New Fish Why Its Anus Is On Its Head
Turns out, it poops sperm into its mouth.
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A Comprehensive Guide to Lil Wayne's Poop References
With the utmost love for Weezy F(ecal) Baby, we present to you Wayne’s World of Waste. The only appropriate reaction here is, "Holy shit."