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11.20.17

Gene Simmons Banned by Fox News After Exposing Belly, Hitting Staff with Book

Simmons reportedly barged into a staff meeting and made sexist remarks while promoting his new book, 'On Power.'

9.14.17

How to Deal with the Dickheads in Your Life

Expert advice from "The Asshole Guy".

5.20.17

Having a Lot of Money Affects Your Personality

Cash rules everything around you—especially your psychology.

11.7.16

Men Explain Music to Me

“Are you buying this for your boyfriend?"

7.14.16
6.7.16

The Designer Who Made Kim Kardashian's Punk Jacket Wants to "Rape and Pillage" Punk

Enfants Riches Déprimés' Henry Levy got into an ugly Instagram spat with Kill Your Idols—not a good look, pal.

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11.2.15

Asshole Man

God DAMN it, it's Super Annoying Know-It-All Asshole Man, back in action.

5.29.15

I’m a Straight Man and I Hate Giving Oral Sex

I love vaginas – I just don't like licking them.

1.28.15

I Slept with My School Teacher and It Was Great – But the Aftermath Was Terrible

He got me drunk in a Wetherspoons and then broke my teenaged heart.

1.2.15

Does Domestic Violence Actually Rise During the Holidays?

Actually, the opposite may be true.

11.30.14

Cinema

In Jonny Negron's latest comic, a bunch of privileged jerks complain at a movie theater.

11.20.14

Vape, Chav, Simples: These Graphs Show How Much 'Words of the Year' Actually Get Used After They Join the Dictionary

Thank you, Google Trends, for showing us how stupid this whole thing is.

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