Here's everything you did six months ago, versus everything you're doing now.
Apologise for yourself, Tim Commerford.
You're off to university, a world of freedom and wonder! Here are all the pricks you're going to meet.
A heady summer of stiff uniforms, weak-bladdered tourists and getting bored of the sight of that bloody throne.
"When you hit a certain age you have to think about what you're willing to sacrifice. Your twenties are all about learning to have to do without."
We interviewed an 11 year-old and a 60 year-old to find out.