I Love You, Yaya Toure – Please Never Leave
On the pitch, the Manchester City hammer is as close to a FIFA cheat code as you can get. Off-field, he's got a weird Russian agent and he "respects money". The athletic enigma that is Yaya Touré.
The Sad Decline of English Football's Knucklehead Centre-Backs
50 headed clearances then cutting Julian Joachim in half: England used to rule the world in terms of centre-backs who looked like brickies.