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Victory to the Millennials: This Weekend in the Premier League
With British managers struggling after briefly giving traditionalists a glimmer of hope, the unpatriotic millennial naysayers seem to be winning the game of opinions.
Big Sam's Back in Business: This Weekend in the Premier League
It was Sam Allardyce’s first game as Everton boss on Saturday, and the big man was back in all his glory: tippy-tappa, pints of wine, the whole hog.
Return of the Moyes: This Weekend in the Premier League
With West Ham an absolute shitshow at this point and managerial change in the air, the long shadow of David Moyes looms over English football once more.
Mourinho the Magnificent: This Weekend in the Premier League
Football has been happening again, and I'm delighted to announce that Jose Mourinho is up to his old tricks.
Mourinho the Magnificent: This Weekend in the Premier League
Football has been happening again, and I'm delighted to announce that Jose Mourinho is up to his old tricks.
We Bid Thee, Big Sam, Awaken: The Return Of England’s Prodigal Son
Somewhere on the Costa Blanca, a primal power stirs and awakens. It is Big Sam, he is dressed like Henry V, and he is about to descend on England like an avenging angel to slay those ungrateful fooks at the FA.
The Spirit Of Big Sam Compels You: Analysing The Wayne Rooney Wine Fiasco
With The Sun speculating that Wayne Rooney got completely off his tits after England’s win against Scotland last week, we ask the big questions about the latest national team wine scandal.
Sam Allardyce Renamed The St. George’s Park WiFi Connection, And This Is What It Means
During his short spell as England manager, Big Sam apparently named the in-house WiFi connection ‘BIG SAM’S OFFICE’. This is extremely significant, for more reasons than one.
Reflections On The Sam Allardyce Scandal: Bowing Out With A Pint Of Wine
With Big Sam in the shit after an undercover sting by The Telegraph, we explore the biggest question thrown up by the investigation: seriously, is he drinking a pint of fucking wine?
Comparing England’s Depressing Managerial Options: Steve Bruce vs. Big Sam
After a week of talks with the FA, it looks like a straight fight between Steve Bruce and Sam Allardyce for the England job. Who’s more likely to lead the Three Lions to glory, then?
Sam Allardyce Is The Manager That England Truly Deserves
In an era of unimaginativeness for England, Big Sam is the ideal man for the job. Now come on, you fookin’ ingrates, and win them second balls!