Mo Salah dives: Buy all your friends a drink. Mo Salah dives to win a penalty: All your friends have to buy you a drink.
Staring into mirrors, having an existential freak-out, masturbating furiously – see if you can get 'em all!
In the UK, bingo is more popular than church and football, so why are halls being shut down en masse?
They need to break out of the booze 'n' bingo mould if they want to survive this generation of drinkers.
I went to their studio so they could explain how exactly that works.