‘Captain America: Civil War’ Is Boring, Frustrating, Perfect, Wonderful Garbage

"I got chills and wept from the feelings I thought had long ago died within me."


​The New James Bond Movie Is Way Too Sane and Relevant

The problem with 'SPECTRE' isn't that it's dumb—it's that it's not dumb enough.


​Dwayne Johnson Is Here to Save California, Our Summer Movies and All of Us

The actor formerly known as the Rock is like a muscly security blanket who can make the experience of watching California tear itself apart feel like coming home.


Is Hollywood Making Too Many Trailers?

We spoke to an economics professor along with one of the best movie-trailer makers in the business to learn more about the thinking behind this deluge of movie trailers hitting the internet.


'Bad Boys II' Is a Transformative Piece of Black Cinema

'Bad Boys II' is the perfect meeting of art and commerce that inevitably results in an explosion.


When Did Nerds Become So Intolerant?

You're not a bad person if you didn't like 'Guardians of the Galaxy'.


What the Fuck Is Going on in 'Guardians of the Galaxy'?

Everyone loves the latest Marvel epic, but that doesn't mean that it lacks the plot holes, inconsistencies and weird unanswered questions.


What the Fuck Is Going on in 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'?

I wish I could transform into a person who hasn't seen this film!


Go Home Godzilla, No One Cares About Your Bullshit

The film is alright but big action blockbusters have lost their foothold in British culture.