BREAK UP

Noisey News

Cardi B Says She and Offset Are "Broken Up"

Cardi B announced her split with Offset on Instagram last night.
Kristin Corry
12.6.18
New music

Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn Join Up Again, for New Song "Bad Dreams"

The poppy track comes from 'Apart,' the upcoming EP from the duo, who last released music together in 2009.
Lauren O'Neill
4.20.18
Valentine's Day

A Load of Savage Break-Up Texts, Ranked

We did a critical reading of some dumping messages, to see if there's any "good" way at all to bin someone off via text.
Emma Garland
2.14.18
Dating

Is There Ever a 'Good' Way to Break Up with Someone?

Here is one blueprint so you don't fuck it up next time.
Beth McColl
9.22.17
relationships

Polyamorous People Tell Their Worst Breakup Stories

We get dumped for the same reasons as anybody – there are just more people involved.
Jesse Donaldson
4.6.17
relationships

How to Know Your Relationship Is Doomed

Because at some point we're all going to be eating dinner with our partner in silence praying death comes soon.
VICE Staff
3.27.17
relationships

How to Deal with a Break-Up in Your Twenties

It's a rocky road back to happiness, but get over yourself – it's a road that's been traversed before.
Amelia Abraham
1.20.17
Comics!

'Fishtank,' Today's Comic by Berliac

A woman's plans for dinner get interrupted by a couple of massive fish.
Berliac
12.3.16
Stuff

Why Your Next Relationship Probably Won't Be Any Better Than Your Current One

Psychiatrist Adelheid Kastner thinks ending a relationship just because you think you can do better is a bad idea.
Wlada Kolosowa
11.29.16
Interviews

Lady Miche’s Guide to the Ultimate Break Up Bangers

The queen of Kurupt FM gave us a call to talk about how she’s coping since chucking Grindah’s hair gel into the street.
Joe Zadeh
10.17.16
Noisey News

G.L.O.S.S. Have Announced They Are Breaking Up

“The punk we care about isn’t supposed to be about getting big or becoming famous, it’s supposed to be about challenging ourselves and each other to be better people.”
Noisey Staff
9.26.16
Breaking News

Pour One Out for Indie Music, The Maccabees Have Broken Up

Remember when you didn't mind so much if the names of your favourite band members were Hugo, Orlando, Felix and Rupert?
Noisey Staff
8.8.16
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