Stop trying to make "the Lib Dems" happen, it's never going to happen.
All Boris Johnson wants for Christmas is to leave the EU. Oh, and get a parliamentary majority.
Christmas has come early, except no one gets any presents – just a 64-page deal signed off by Jean-Claude Juncker.
“No. Disposable. Cups.”
The Cabinet Office boss appeared to be swaying during Jeremy Corbyn's speech in Parliament.
But the man he was lying to was a "Labour activist", so...
Boris Johnson might be a terrible prime minister but you can’t call him boring haha *cries into hands*.
An exciting week to watch the world burn!
Consider this your digested read on all the new developments in the biggest exercise of self-inflicted misery the UK has ever put itself through.