Prostate stimulation is just one awesome thing gay dudes figured out way before straight people, like boxer briefs and brunch.
The problem is not the bro but the society in which he lives.
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
You're turning us into them.
Listen up, you stupid fucking breeders.
The brighter your briefs the more likely you've done CrossFit.
Quitting porn will make you appreciate jerking off like the cave men used to.
It's when all the worst people parade around in their worst clothes.
This isn't one of your hour-long stroke sessions in your bathrobe.
Your feet smell like Chris Christie's taint. Just put some shoes on, you lazy asshole.
My hypnotist was a former IT guy named Neil.