The British love affair with getting pissed out of your head on a boat in the middle of the sea is a weird phenomenon.
Young people today have more important things to worry about than selfie culture, Princess Diana and ITV2.
I went to the Black Country Living Museum and hated the past – until I realised I hated the present more.
But also a great day out if you want to be reminded that you can be vaporised in a matter of seconds.
Lifting up giant piles of dirt with a massive metal bucket makes you feel like God in a hi-vis jacket.