Britain Is a Weird Place


I Tried to Enjoy 24 Hours of Hedonism on a Cross-Channel Ferry

The British love affair with getting pissed out of your head on a boat in the middle of the sea is a weird phenomenon.


Dismaland Is a Smug, Cliched Monument to Banksy's Dated Agenda

Young people today have more important things to worry about than selfie culture, Princess Diana and ITV2.


There's a Town Near Birmingham Where Everyone Pretends to Be from the Past

I went to the Black Country Living Museum and hated the past – until I realised I hated the present more.


This Secret Nuclear Bunker in Essex Is Terrifying

But also a great day out if you want to be reminded that you can be vaporised in a matter of seconds.


I Went to Diggerland: Britain's Most Magical Theme Park Dedicated Purely to Diggers

Lifting up giant piles of dirt with a massive metal bucket makes you feel like God in a hi-vis jacket.