Once you become skilled at the hand-and-water technique, you will wonder how you got by all those years just rubbing your faeces with dry paper.
Hopefully you have "goldilocks poops."
A surprisingly uplifting chat with the man who, in 13 days, will never shit again.
"The one thing that unites us is the butt. We all have one, have access to it, and sit on it. That's what's so interesting to me," says Jonathan Allan.
This is how legal brothels, sex toy retail and porn video production are responding to the increasing number of heterosexual men and women who like to stick stuff up their butts.
Tongues have been touching butts for as long as humans have had both, but for a long time, there was no word in English for what's commonly "tossing salad".
I’m a straight man, too, and one who knows, that it’s totally not gay to put things up your butt.
Assplay is a logical next step in a male/female sexual relationship.