He's been a high-grade jabroni since 2012.
“I felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world,” he wrote.
Once just a low-wage job for teenagers outside of sandwich spots, sign-spinning is now a fleshed-out and fiercely competitive sport.
Starbucks' health insurance plans have covered 'bottom' surgeries since 2012, but coverage will now include a variety of 'top' procedures.
The police spent an hour at the Cleveland-area Bahama Breeze, supervising as each woman paid her bill.
The Subway Canada account has 135,000 followers, and not a single one cared to share an opinion on their 'bread bae.'
I've gotten at least eight free pizzas from a major national chain, which we will refer to as 'Pizza Daddy,' in the last three months.
“I knew that delicious Texas bacon cheesesteak melt was just a few feet away, so I took spatula in hand and made it happen.”
Snakes on a plane are ancient history. Now, it's all about snakes in a mediocre steakhouse chain.
The chain has been criticized numerous times in the past for selling trendy food and drink concepts that were allegedly lifted from smaller purveyors.
"I ask that all customers who still have their receipt, please return to their nearest location and we will happily refund the surcharge amount."
The fluffy chips dusted with own brand salt, the wet chicken slathered in your choice of sauce, the unlimited drink refills — it’s the stuff of dreams.