Some questionable science has led to dudes sticking their junk into salty condiments, and it needs to stop.
Warning: contains inflammatory opinions about bread sauce.
He also considered using “just buckets of wet Italian beef.”
Bottom-tier: piccalilli and own-brand ketchup. Mid-tier: mayonnaise and HP Sauce. God-tier: aubergine pickle.
Burn in hell, Creme Egg mayonnaise.
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"Please, I insist, take this box home."
Except ketchup. Fuck homemade ketchup.
Literally no one puts it on salad.
Gravy mayonnaise provides an instant upgrade to any sandwich.
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“White distilled vinegar is the devil.”