He also considered using “just buckets of wet Italian beef.”
Bottom-tier: piccalilli and own-brand ketchup. Mid-tier: mayonnaise and HP Sauce. God-tier: aubergine pickle.
Burn in hell, Creme Egg mayonnaise.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
"Please, I insist, take this box home."
Except ketchup. Fuck homemade ketchup.
Literally no one puts it on salad.
Gravy mayonnaise provides an instant upgrade to any sandwich.
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“White distilled vinegar is the devil.”
“Something terrible must have happened to me as a child because now even just looking at ketchup grosses me out.”
This mayo, mustard, and special aren't even better than the real thing—they *are* the real thing.