David Hillier


A Tribute To All The Footballers Busted For Smoking Weed

From Chris Armstrong to Roberto Mancini, David Hillier to Lee Bowyer, there have been many footballers who have enjoyed a toke. Inevitably, some of them have been caught along the way.


A Handy Guide to Drugs During the Festive Season

Top tip: don't take class As on Christmas Eve, even if the big boys from school you've bumped into tell you to.


We Asked Young UKIP Members How to Keep Their Party Relevant

What are their thoughts on Paul Nuttall, and do they think UKIP will be able to usurp Labour as the party of the working class?


What a Legal Recreational Drug Market Would Look Like in the UK

We spoke to a load of experts to understand how legalising weed, psychedelics, cocaine, pills and ketamine would actually work.


How Much Excessive Noise Actually Messes with Your Health

Noise pollution is a lot worse for you than you'd have thought.


Why You Gurn When You Take MDMA

It's important to know.


Which Drugs Make Your Dick Shrink the Most and Why

Hands up whose penis has physically retracted after taking MDMA. Or just flat-out not worked when using cocaine. This is why.


Why Cocaine Turns People Into Dickheads, a Simple Explanation

We asked a scientist about the physical process that turns nice, normal people into bellends after they've done a bit of gear.


We Went Drug Testing at Secret Garden Party to See What Weird Shit Ends Up in Your Drugs

The Loop, a drugs harm reduction organisation, pioneered a drug testing scheme at the festival that found – among other things – concrete and malaria pills in what was supposed to be ecstasy and ketamine.


How Burning Man Culture Changed Festivals Around the World

The week-long desert party laid the foundations for festivals all around the world, from Boomtown and Secret Garden Party to events in Denmark, Australia, South Africa and Bulgaria.


This Is How You're Going to Get Laid in Five Years' Time

How apps are going to continue changing the way humans hook-up.


Pissheads, Vomit and Shouting: What the UK's Uber Drivers Actually Think of Their Passengers

We spoke to a few of London's Uber drivers to get their thoughts on picking you up when you're shitfaced.