Dutch winger Bernio Verhagen signed with four clubs in four countries, without playing a single game.
He shared a doctored photo of the picturesque island landscape marred by a huge Trump property.
Trump didn't let the idea go over the weekend, calling it "a large real estate deal."
"I’ve learned a lot along the way. I have to have something to occupy my time, you know."
Because of course they fucking did.
The Danish group's new album 'Beyondless' is wonderful. Fuck the facts, Iceage are the greatest rock and roll band in the world.
How the legendary restaurant makes sure you enjoy more than just the food.
Help, I’ve fallen down a “long egg” hole and I can’t get up.
Surprise: It's empty.
The royal blue tin? Iconic. The cookies? So damn good.
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
Danish inventor Peter Madsen, who still claims he didn't kill Wall, is now saying the journalist died from carbon monoxide poisoning.