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Art

Meet 'Dick Run Claire,' the Woman Who Draws Dicks With Running Apps

Claire's run dozens of routes resembling penises of various shapes and sizes.
Gavin Butler
1.18.19
Drugs

This Is How Cocaine Affects Your Sperm and Your Dick

Do enough coke and it can cause priapism – a persistent, and very painful, erection.
Tom Usher
8.9.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Navy Pilot Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky

"We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value."
Drew Schwartz
11.19.17
News

A Quick Guide to All the Times Owen Smith Mentioned His Penis

As I try to decide who to vote for in the leadership election, I just can't get Owen Smith's enormous, Labour-saving penis off my mind.
Angus Harrison
9.16.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Pole Vaulter's Penis Ended His Olympic Dream

It's a cruel and tragic twist of fate, but the guy will have plenty of time to find tighter-fitting shorts before the next Summer Olympics.
VICE Staff
8.16.16
Internet Exploring

Do You Want to See Justin Bieber's Dong?

Let us know in the comments!
Noisey Staff
10.8.15
News

What the Story of the Billionaire Behind Pig-Gate Tells Us About Politics

How Lord Ashcroft made his money tells us more than a book of barely political smears.
Solomon Hughes
9.25.15
Stuff

Chronicles of Premature Ejaculation

Jizzing in your pants might seem hilarious, but to those who suffer from the very-real condition of premature ejaculation, there's nothing funny about it.
Paul Willis
8.24.15
Stuff

It Takes a Lot of Dick-Tugging to Get Your Foreskin Back

For as long as men have been getting circumcised, some of them have been trying to regrow what's been lost through various stretching and tugging mechanisms.
Peter Holslin
7.1.15
Stuff

Group Sex Is a Logistical Nightmare

Real life is not like a porno, where hot women wander into your apartment and start taking off their clothes. If you want to make your forray into group sex, you've got to plan ahead.
Paul Willis
6.11.15
Stuff

I Tried a Four-Week Workout Regimen to Strengthen My Dick

Some doctors recommend that men do the male equivalent of Kegel exercises, but would lifting a 2.5-ounce weight with my penis really improve my quality of life?
Justin Caffier
5.8.15
Sex

Meet Brent Ray Fraser, the Artist Who Uses His Dick As a Paintbrush

The self-described "artsexual" has painted President Obama, Marilyn Monroe, and his balls.
Oscar Raymundo
3.22.15
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